the greatest game on the planet
this is what we have been working towards since the dawn of man. critics laud this as "please stay away from me and my family". frankly you should be thanking me for the opportunity to play this. stay tuned for the sequel "the next best thing"
thanks to leyfin for making the gameplay trailer
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Hi there, have you considered joining the game Breaker's toolkit jam? The jam where the goal is to make the worst possible game? https://adriendittrick.itch.io/gbtk
wow extremely rude >:( i put a whole 16 seconds of work into my game
but uhhh whens the next one
Probably in couple of weeks
July 29th to August 7th. Keep an eye on this page: https://itch.io/jam/game-breakers-toolkit-jam-8
(currently hidden, will be live soonTM)
jam page is ready: https://itch.io/jam/game-breakers-toolkit-jam-8
I never get bored of thi
conkratulacions on making perhaps THE greatest game of all time
Amazing
high level shit post
Instant hall of fame... best thing since the creation of the sun!
add sex
float score = Mathf.Sqrt(-1) / 10f;
I heard Sex 2 would be great, i didnt know it was this great!
Good Game（lol）
The most awesome game I've played in my entire life. I heard it can cure cancer too
yes
Pretty good game overall
Nice graphics, not too easy but not too difficult, and it fits the theme. Can't complain.
When they said "conkratilations" I was blown away. Unprecedented script writing.
this is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
Let me in
boys this is the one we've been waiting for. Ever since cyberpunk (bad game) came out I've been in a very bad and sad state. But now that I have this big game I have finally filled the hole in my heart that I thought would be forever missing. No game before this has touched my emotions in this way. No game has made me laugh like this, cry like this, scream like this, cry like this. If i could meet the dev i would prostrate myself before him and lick his shoes. Let me into your house.
okay my address is 17 jort road, hotdog city, alaska, ill let you in my house
Thanks. I hate it XD
i'm cured.
Changed my life forever 99999999999/10
fixed my relationship with my wife 10/10
This is truly the Blue Album of video games
10/10 IGN Masterpiece.
I am now just a bean because of the game.
Try it.
I am a bean now.
i won a lot of times
yooo, is that weezer
I cannot believe Ninja and Popcat made a game
This is peak game design.
i feel like they procrastinated until the last ten minutes and then made this masterpiece.
nah i submitted it in the first 6 hours lol, would have been earlier but someone was hosting a gameshow
Great execution.
I'm extremely disappointed now. After viewing this game, every single other game I playtest after this will not even hold a candle to this absolute game of all time. I'm shaking and crying right now--thank you for this life-changing experience.
The unity loading screen gave me chills.
i cant play about half the unity webgl games submitted to the jam and i have no idea why
Woaahhhh!!
Nice
this cured my stage 6 cancer
Well, every game is now objectively worse than this.
Truly, a game of our generation!
Thank you for the opportunity to play this! I don't know what to do with myself anymore after playing this. I used to love games but now I only love this. I don't eat. I don't sleep. I only play this game. Despite this, the only thing that makes me sad is to think about never being able to play this game again after I fade away at my keyboard from starvation.
ill mail you a bottle of ketchup if you post your address
National Hwy, BBND 1ZZ, British Indian Ocean Territory, thank you so much!
conkratulacions on making this MASTAPIECE
Absolutely riveting and breathtaking. It truly is a masterpiece.
Seriously though this is really funny!
<3 !!!